The Jackal Speaks Tonight♫ Updated

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In the congress, the dreadful congress

The jackal speaks tonight

In the congress, the cupid* congress

The jackal speaks tonight

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For the pillage, the dreadful pillage

The jackal speaks tonight

For the pillage, the stupid pillage

The jackal speaks tonight

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Hush my darlings, don't gripe my darlings

The jackal speaks tonight

Trash my darlings, s'no dream my darlings

The jackal speaks tonight

Bamabum, bamabum, bamabum, bamabum

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Updated below

*I know cupid is not cupidity, but I'm allowed poetic license, especially since cupidity is so fitting for these stone deaf so-called representatives.

And, of course, with apologies to the tune by the Tokens, The Lion Sleeps Tonight, to which this would be sung if I can find a singer.

***Update***
PA Cat at Belmont Club offered the following adaptation of an old popular standard:

Take Me Out of Their Bawl Game

Take me out of their bawl game;
Take me far from that crowd;
Give them their pork and their crack and smack;
I don’t care if they never come back.
Oh it’s boot, boot, boot out that lame team–
If they survive, it’s a shame–
For it’s one– two– three strikes, they’re out
Of the real ball game!