Seeking Scent Snitches

Report from Los Angeles, where man-caused climate change is not about the weather.

Hello,

During or prior to the town hall meeting on July 20th, you expressed interest in volunteering for the Odor Monitoring Group. If you are still interested, please fill out application form and return to the address at the bottom of the application.

Thank You!
City of Los Angeles DPW Public Affairs Office.

I imagine once this group forms, they will get around to admiring themselves as did Narcissus, and raise quite a stink.

And then they'll wind up checking out each other in the end. You know: like when dogs meet other dogs.