Monday, February 22, 2010

Déjà New

A friend passed along a stream of puns better left forgotten.
But he did include one in his list that struck my fancy.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
I could think of a few more that fits this theme.
Déjà Boo: It was more startling the first time.
Déjà Goo: Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into.
Déjà Poo: Same old shoe-muck.
Déjà Sue: You expected something different?
Déjà Woo: That's a tired old line.
My personal favorite doesn't quite fit the pattern, but I'll stand by it:
Déjà Fool: Any retard who expects human advancement out of anything labeled "Progressive."
***Update***
Reader Teresita adds:
Deja Blue: The feeling we've seen liberal ideas tried before.
Deja Brew: The feeling that you've drunk from this same pot of coffee before.
Deja Flu: A feeling of being sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Deja Screw: The feeling that you've elected a Democrat President again.

3 comments:

  1. Deja Blue: The feeling we've seen liberal ideas tried before.

    Deja Brew: The feeling that you've drunk from this same pot of coffee before.

    Deja Flu: A feeling of being sick and tired of being sick and tired.

    Deja Screw: The feeling that you've elected a Democrat President again.

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  2. Deja Loo: The feeling these runs are never going to stop.

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  3. Deja Due: The queasy premonition that the IRS is going to fine you hard for filing late.

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